We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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