Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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