talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
