Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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