So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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