just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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