I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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