i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.