Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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