I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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