if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
she pinky promised me she was 18
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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