This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
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He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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