Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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