I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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