Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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