Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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