Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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