her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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