capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
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Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
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