Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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