This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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