Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Well I just put wine in my tea
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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