the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
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she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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