so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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