what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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