I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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