I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
