Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
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Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
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I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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