when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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