So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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