No stitches, just platelets and will power
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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