Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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