im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
FUCK WHALES
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