White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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