Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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