just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
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I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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