You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
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So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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