There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
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I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
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