god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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