You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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