Just cropdusted the office
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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