He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
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You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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