I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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