Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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