is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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