pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
