I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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