My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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