I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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