i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Randomize
