If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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