I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
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