i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
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Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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