I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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