who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
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The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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